Nate Doggy Dogg's Fun Page


This page is about Nate of the Dogg Pound, well not really "The Nate Dogg" but our very own Nate Richardson. This page will outrightly expose him.

Nathan Richardson (poster boy)

He came to Hodgdon
cause he had no friends
but that hasn't
changed one bit.

Nathan Richardson has got big hips
which coincide with
his mishaped lips.

Nathan Richardson
His body is shaped
like a bottle of coke
which looks really funny
with his deformed throat

He can't play sports
he's too weak to fight
and when he laughs
You see his ten inch overbite.
Nathan Richardson

That is a song that was written by an amazing guitarist on the anti-beetle staff. It sounds really cool.

Nate's Pearls of Wisdom (POW)


  1. (On baseball) You wouldn't have won if we had beaten you.
  2. How can you think and bat at the same time?
  3. Our team's been up and down so much I feel as if we're in a revolving door.
  4. You should always go to other peoples funerals so they will go to yours.
  5. (To his teammate, encouragement) Come on Jerry, you're a pitcher.
  6. I'm not as dumb as I look.
  7. Never answer an anonymous letter.
  8. A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore.
  9. (On baseball) 90 percent of the game is half mental.
  10. We're lost but we're making good time!
  11. (On baseball gloves) The only reason I need this glove is cause of my hands.

Our exclusive interview with Nate


Anti-Beetle Squad: How old are you?

Nate: Well last year I was 15, but this year I'm 16.

ABS: Do you have your drivers license yet?

Nate: Ah, What, Oh, yeah I do. I didn't get it on the first try though. I forgot how to turn my head while parking.

ABS: What do you do after school?

Nate: Go home.

ABS: No kidding, I mean at home AFTER school. What do you do you after school moron?

Nate: Hey, don't call me names.

ABS: Just answer the question.

Nate: I like to watch TV, you know, or hang out with friends.

ABS: You've got a lot of friends?

Nate: Well yeah, what do you think?

ABS: Um, okay. So what's your favorite show?

Nate: I like WCW Nitro. It rules.

ABS: So who's your favorite wrestler, Nate?

Nate: I like a lot of people, such as Fit Finley, Hollywood Hogan, Dean Malenko, and Bill Goldberg.

ABS: Aren't all those wrestlers champions?

Nate: Yes, that's why I like them, because they win, just like me. I'm a really good basketball player.

ABS: Figures, so you're a good player are you?

Nate: Well yeah. I started every game.

ABS: You started every game on the Varsity Basketball team?

Nate: Well, not exactly. I was on the JV Team.

ABS: You're a junior, correct?

Nate: Yeah, I guess.

ABS: And you started? Well, you probably should have. Since you're a junior.

Nate: Well I didn't exactly start.

ABS: Uh huh. I'll leave it at that.

Nate: But I got a lot of playing time

ABS: That's all the time we have for on that subject.

Nate: Okay.

ABS: Alright, next question. Do you have a girlfriend?

Nate: Well, I did. She was really hot. I think you know her, her name is Danielle Charest, isn't she hot?

ABS: Well, I guess so. Well we've got to go.

Nate: Ok see ya.

ABS: Yeah, whatever. (mumbling) big dumb nerdy gobbler.

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